Men please listen, women have something more to say!
1 You feel fat , that is fat , do not ask us, we refused to answer .
♀: Is Oh, yeah Oh, that you would not ask us too fast in bed , that is so, do not ask us,
We also refused to answer.
2 Make the toilet seat , used readily to stand it up !
♀: The next time we pee in your home bathroom floor as well.
3 Do not cut hair, long hair is always attractive than short hair , men are afraid to marry big reason married woman suddenly
Cut short hair, and you still have to get along with her day and night .
♀: big reason women are afraid to marry a man suddenly began to lose their hair after marriage , then is not the hair ,
And you still have to contend with him from morning till evening .
4 Do not look to the birthday , Valentine’s Day , anniversaries find the perfect gift.
♀: You do not look to the birthday , Valentine’s Day , anniversary , we will find the perfect sexy lingerie to wear
To please you.
5 Please remember that we sometimes do not in life think you .
♀: That happens , we are , even if we say we are.
6 Unless Naixiang discuss playing soldier, politics and other topics , do not ask what we think !
♀: Unless you want to cook or bring out our own romantic dinner outside , do not ask us tonight
What to eat !
7 Sunday = sports , like fixing a full moon and high tide , do not change !
♀: department store anniversary = SHOPPING, just as important as eating and breathing , do not nagging !
8. NO! Shopping is not a sport ! No way !
♀: What do you take me along on Sunday to exercise !
9 When we want to go together , what you wear is fine , really !
♀: affectionate with us , you absolutely have rod than my previous boyfriends , really !
10. You absolutely have enough clothes.
♀: You definitely have enough of the other half of the United States .
11 You already have too many shoes it!
♀: You already have the other half so beautiful !
12. Crying is blackmail behavior.
♀: ignore is tragic murder .
13 former boyfriend you nothing !
♀: Your ex -girlfriend ugly and fat !
14 How do you want me straight ! Subtle hints of no use , no use strong hint , hint obviously useless ,
Say – out – come !
♀: said , then we should do ! No use pretending to forget , pretend nothing is useless, useless pseudo dementia ,
We will remember ~ ~ ~ ~ a generation too ~ son .
15 God knows what day it is ? We never do not mark your calendar !
♀: Heaven knows what I’ll be A to your car ? I clearly remember my horoscope today as everything is Kat !
16. Standing pee is indeed difficult , we occasionally will inevitably lose prospective head.
♀: all day wrapped in diapers really easy to lose patience , every 28 days we will have an occasional temper week
Like a child !
17 Most men only two pairs of shoes , we can not pick out your clothes fit a pair of shoes in a bunch .
♀: Most men only a paycheck , we really can not understand why you are always thinking about when to have a second car.
18. ” Yes ” and ” No ” is a good deal all the answers .
♀: incomplete answer is the beginning of all the problems .
19 instead, if you need someone to help solve the problem, although come to us , instead, if you need a ” sympathetic ”
Please picking on their handkerchiefs to pay .
♀: If you worry about things at work to meet needs someone to listen , though come to us , if you need a
” Punching bag ” Sorry, injustice has a head with the main debt .
20 Do not want to fool what , we do not want to ignorance rather incompetent .
♀: Do not think we do not know what is on your mind , we pretend ignorance is because of love.
21 Do not debate the question six months ago, we discussed all of our dialogue should automatically expire after seven days.
♀: Do not care about the weight of our marriage , do not you heard of marriage is the beginning of another period of new life.
22. If you can not dress up as real beauty , you can not expect us to behave like Titanic protagonist.
♀: If you can not excel muscle hunk , you can not expect us to be a real beauty .
23 If one thing can be interpreted two ways , and one makes you uncomfortable , then we mean another .
♀: If everything have to use logic to explain that we really did not understand why fancy you !
24 Let us cast a glance crush it with your eyes , this is a natural !
♀: Let us shopping , this is the spirit of the food !
25. You can tell us what to do “or” how do you want to , not to mention the two simultaneously.
♀: You can ” ask ” What we want to do or how you do it, rather than the tone of command .
26 There is then possible finish in the advertising time .
♀: fart complete as possible when you put one person alone .
27. Scantily clad women have no right to complain about being people stared .
♀: inconsiderate men have no right to complain that no one loves .
28 A woman should wear more revealing clothing , because we all love to stare .
♀: no muscle or fat men only light upper body should not be okay , because we really do not like .
29 Our relationship will never be the same relic start , but the honeymoon period is long over !
♀: Please also recognize that we have never Xianggang gentle start , as impossible as your sexuality
Always the same as 25 years old .
30. ” Beer ” just as excited to bring our “new bag ” to bring you guys the same.
♀: SHOPPING bring us pleasure like “movement” to bring you the same.
31 Now that this is “our” house , why “my” things will be thrown into a closet , attic , basement ?
♀: Since this is “our” house , why do you always the “I” organize closets, attic , basement ?
32 We will never read minds , the lack of this ability does not prove that we do not care about you.
♀: We always less likely to find their way , the lack of this ability does not prove that we are idiots .
33 When we asked you , ” how? ” And you answered ” nothing ,” we will assume nothing , even knowing that you are lying ,
We never argue !
♀: When we ask you ” ? Good or bad ,” and you answered ” good-looking ” , we do not mind it as your price,
Even knowing that you did not look up .
34 When an old lover to hear the message , we will have sexual fantasies, but do not worry , you and she will also appear in the fantasy .
♀: when you hear the old lover news , we will have sexual fantasies , but do not worry , you and he will also appear in the
With the fantasy scene .
Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Really wonderful !
Women , to help you blow off steam , and a pro